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Adopt a Narcissist
03:30
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Ever since I made Casey
Bitches need new music from DOOF like Hugh Tracey
I don’t make music, I make roux gravy
All these rappers make their brew hazy
Besides bars all I know is the do re mi
And screwing ladies
But the shit I spit burns hotter than blue hades
Yet it never scores women, who lays me?
Whenever I ask girls, they say “nah, DOOF’s crazy”
People think motivation’s money, like who pays me?
My only motivation’s the vision that grew hazy
Sight of six bitches and one to poop babies
Before that happens, gotta penetrate the game, see
To the family I’m just another new baby
Basking in attention that only you pay me
Community’s the reason that none my poop made me
But if I scream the loudest, they can’t hear you wailing
Switching up the rhymes, never mind, I’m too brave, see
The cockiness is honestly the only one who saves me
From making boring raps that never rhyme nor flow
Nor prevent spacing issues in bars
Brown hair, blue eyes, and a pussy that you crave
Like a step porn; too funny and too racy
Ain’t a one trick pony, I’m a Wu-Wei-Zi
I rap, | make, jack, play, and I’m pretty good with babies
Polish food hates me
But if I only ate them great DOOF bars I’d be way too weighty
A Pharcyde fan, no clue about who’s Swae Lee
While every other rapper’s gotta ask “who’s Jay Z?”
I bitched my baby blues like a blue baby
I could make a film about it but my hands are too shaky
To hold a camera for shit you wouldn’t pay to see
Blow minds like the bombs dropped from the UAV
Women say I’m gay, tell me you lazy
Guess I don’t get hard at every nude .lady
Because .maybe I ain’t searching for an eighty
But I do agree it’s best Un Homme et une Femme like I’m fucking Anouk Aimee
Rapper planter fasciitis make their shoes achy
West Virginian raps straight out the creek like Pacey
Get other rappers creaming their panties with blue labi's
Tell your mommy blame the bars, fuck you if you blame me, like
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2. |
COV' - anthem
03:22
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Feeling lower than the Nasdaq today
Wishing I was tripping, only tripping on my shoelace
I stopped giving a shit back in May
Wouldn’t put my clothes away, just keep em on for four days
Haven’t done a load of laundry in a month
Prayed to god for change, but he gave me too much
Unemployment can’t cover protection for the witness
Like all our problems fucked, but I was never one for incest
The Joshua Tree led to one mistress
Finding food takes forever, like DOOF scrolling through Pinterest
Shit came flowing from a same-sex ass
Game set match, how you came that fast?
A rollercoaster’s only fun the first and third times
But now a hundred days of this, but still an upward climb
Wish I’m with my bitches, but we rocking separate rides
Couldn’t find a way off, but lord knows we tried
The white man Walsh said that school was out
My friends and I we grooving out
But the world and its elders were dying
Now I’m just trying to make peace with it
I spend every waking minute with my thoughts
I’ll make peace with the “not”s and never ever’s
By untying the knots and letting the stream flow
Through the hose to dose the garden
With a fresh coat of miracles
The plants are breathing, but I’m choking up my spiracles
Ever since the COVID hit, I’m low and shit
I’m dealing with my own and shit
But honestly I’m focused on the things that matter most and shit
Running closer to the table just to cut corners
Just to cut yourself on the corners
Post a year in, coming closer to the end
But the light in the tunnel hasn’t flickered much yet
Honestly convinced that I’ll be fucked up forever
Hiding behind the guises of assorted red sweaters
What a fucked up scenario
Bitches tryna listen, while I’m getting it in stereo
Gotta make the most of being so very low
Thought we roller-coasting, now I see we on the merry-go
Doing loop-de-loops and hula-hooping struggles
Tryna see hope through the eyes of non-muggles
But the magic in the world never affected the news
I can’t find use, but it’s up to you to choose
To have fixed perspective on a hectic elective
Every days the same and there ain’t no objective
My friends and I were festive when the news was contraceptive
To it being deceptive just to kill all the infected
But I braved it, just passed four hundred days in
Made peace will all the never’s in my skin
And thank god Trump’s gone, but I remember where we’ve been
And we gon' find justice when we reinstate the punishment for sin
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3. |
GUMBO
02:19
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You know this bitch is winning it
Spinning shit, know my spitting is venomous
How we spit it like discipline
Music industry ain’t limiting me
You see?
I’m messing up
So now I’m stressing up
Phenomenally
It’s mythological
Fast rap, hashtag
Impossible
I was comical
Now I’m unstoppable
It’s illogical
They call the rhymes and album saga chronicles
Haters learning burns
And so I take ‘em to the hospital
A soap opera, soul, and sociopath
It’s the secret to rap
It’s a treatment for nap-having inhabitable's
Flow is so whack, it’s unfathomable
It’s unpredictable, yet never biblical
What’s happening?
I’m like Eminem, spitting lemon seeds
Getting ‘em outta my anemone
I was doubted and now I roast ‘em with recipes
Diagnosing remedies with melodies
Ibuprofen endlessly
That shit was so heavenly, like
Her and I ride around in the banana boat
Joining AA, cuz I’m hooked on sucking cantaloupes
Jazz, party, gumbo, verse like the Louisiana coast
Rap’s my own antidote
To all my stupid problems
Yes, I guess this and chocolate
But it ain’t allowed by paleo
Girls flocking fast
Fat ass on the ratio
The white kind of broke
Got Netflix, Hulu, but no HBO
I’m talking to DOOF’s ween
And he loving the fellatio
He’s a mind-blower
He’s a breath-taker
Yet he spends his job cheating off a kosher test taker
See a fat bulge
So I yank it to the den
And then he met his maker
Then he savor
End, say nev’ again
I’m a career bomber meager in dollars
I got all the school honors
I’m on ‘em
For being a rule-stopper
She hates me
Say I’m too caught up in the gay drama
Mating so much
I swear to god
Ima become a father
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Making raps, smoking pot, fucking hoes
It’s the life I wanna live, yet it's the life you never chose, uh
I used to be so active, now I stumble ‘round delirious
A myriad of boredom, pray my kids will never know, uh
2020 smashed me in the ass hard
And now I’m bleeding out, it got infected by the COV’, uh
Since the virus hit, our lives have been a pile of shit
But now it feels so normal, nothing’s just the way it goes, uh
I wish that I could talk to you, connect with your ass
I gotta stroll the side walks to pull my mind of the gas
To the left you’ll find some flowers, to the right you’ll find some greener grass
Depends on what you want, whether its substance or a sweeter flash
It’s hard to find the little things in shadows of the big shit
I barely see the sun because it’s covered in the whig spit
Masked in the world and at home by the screen
I mean it’s easier to hide behind control-shift-v
Stunted my income, but I still profit off enough checks
Keeping in cum and thus I’m as horny as a tuff chex
I wake up so damn hungry for some food for thought
Other than this loser’s arc
It’s only ‘bout who you have and who you got
I got this girl named m.e., but the distance and the factors stand
COVID can’t spread through a screen, and yet the sadness can
I started praying to god to avoid years of this
Can’t show a smile through a mask and yet the tears persist
Remembering the water slides, fun times
Now the summer time is spent inside, uh
Nothing to do, nothing to see
I got the whole wide world behind a browser and a screen, uh
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5. |
here+there+everywhere
01:09
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Here, there, everywhere, never sit
Ponder all the raps that I’ll never spit
16 sips, want a hit?
Nah, 16 bars get me lit
Ay, sound the alarms, cuz you know
It’s a modern day Shakespeare sonnet
Know that shit ain’t new
Like a conservative woman in a Nissan
It’s honest-to-god some flawed shit
Like you off, and back on, and off it
Lifting the bar cuz you thought it’s
Too easy for-me-to drop it
Couple hundred thousand, put a lease on it
None of that shit get the keys on it
Reason, what the hell’s a reason?
Never feel it, just feed it
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6. |
Hygeine
03:53
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I got a lot to say, but only two hands to write it down
Sliding out my mouth, but I can’t find a use to fight it now
But everything I fought, it was just now hitting me
You said I was precious but I smelled like sprinkle cheese
Sweating, wet from crying, sigh
I’ll never use the hints that you buy me
Feel me up and down, but it’s oily like styrene
Why the hell you care about your hygiene?
That bullshit’s reserved for the basics girls on IG
Gross creep, get washed, stumble ‘round lost
Ever high on strange happiness that comes at this cost
Always feeling higher now than when you’d double bounce me
I’d live in the dirt if you weren’t here around me
I’d become a worm if I was left to my devices
Make a silk cocoon just to have a place to hide in
But now I make silk just to see what life is
Feel my innards smile, man, that shit is kinda priceless
But to be frank, I think I don’t think I like this
Dirty like a Kaiji, sweaty like a cyclist
Even all my off-key beats feel cleaner
Than my body, mind, and soul after a sec with my demeanor
And these creepy, crawly insects dicking with my mind
Yet the few people I talk to say I’m living in my prime
I’ll blame it on the hormones, get angry at my clothes
And honesty is gross, I know, but honestly it’s just the way it goes
I’m a dummy, yet I know who’s above me
And no, I’ll never find a honey who could love me
Who could always buy me soap, just not passive aggressively
But in the meantime, I’ll just stumble apprehensively
Anxiety, mood swings and shitty personalities
Trapped in a cloud of dirt, and more in reality
To everyone I love it’s a depravity, the feeling that I’m
Falling, but I just can’t understand the gravity
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7. |
B.O.B.
03:31
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A spider bites the soul of a rollercoaster rider
Attaches to the artist like low and Flo Rida
Watch as the blister grows wider
These hoes, they divide us like flows with ghost writers
A spider bites the soul of a rollercoaster rider
Controlling poster-child's just to open smiles wider
A blusky dummy’s dangerous in a prurient climate
But guys don’t mind when a hoe don’t sign shit
Bored, horny kids, it’s the same old notion
Revved up 27 levels cuz of COVID
Lotion and potions to boost morale
Artificial sadness like the Panama Canal
Combined with all the anger from the stress, love, and hormones
Creates a flame of rage that ain’t cured with foom cortisone
A pioneer like Miley, writing paths upon a grainy black
The poster child for all of the broken nymphomaniacs
Display a bowl of cherries yet you never pit the seeds
Get the awkward's, with no crown chakras on weed
Wasted on aluminum, but plants stay flowered
With no pH monitor, they creaming every hour
Bad habits drag a sow down the rabbit hole
Add the fact that passion ain’t a main stay, grab ahold
Sat on him, rocking third-grader khakis
Prone to be alone, cuz she just too wacky
Today she a jockey on her BOB
But I ain’t got a P, so unfortunately
I need a TVB on my WD
And that’s all I’ll ever want, and that’s all I’ll ever need
Dicks, brains, all the same, both get me wasted
Intoxicated when she gon’ break it, naked
Never went a day without thinking bout a booty
Love died in '86, but we’re left with all the cooties
Raunchy little Pokémon
All in the ball of a great big god
What am I to you? What are you to me?
Dumb little ants, and it’s all we’re meant to be
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8. |
March Souls
00:56
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The demons flee, but it’s still hell in the least
Rebels rebel and how it yells like cows with bells on they leash
They sing, it rings to each the places they’ve been telling to me
I can’t do nothing cuz I’m stuck in this fucking game
They say the fear here is but a delicacy
Yet ain’t nobody gon' level with me
The fire flickers, but there triggers to the traps just as well that I see
So I remain stuck up in this fucking game
Tough as nails with save restrictions
Caved in to waves with addictions to huffing stuff
Puffs and snuff ain’t enough to sustain her
Revive wave race, they can catch me up later
Ray trace
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9. |
fingertips (feat. Stoic)
02:59
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Bitches dead to me
If they ever be testing me
No shit, I know you’ve been
Sharper when on amphetamines
Hopped up on the phony shit
Like dopamine and LSD
Reality’s perceived
But it ain’t the way we see it
I could never find a referee
Who takes it like you seventeen
Streets ahead of me, yet you stuck on the mezzanine
You struggle with your drugs
All while I struggle with my epicene
The world gives its shit
And then we take it like its enemy
In my core, you know I’m only what you see in me
The gods are dying
Now Olympus needs a deity
Agree to disagree so disagreeably
The meat of it is elsewhere too
But only you could love the freak in me
Never saw the sunshine before I saw you
You never saw the sunshine before you saw the drugs
“Dealing with me” is how you think of it, Guess I’ll find
Another man to wipe the crash drool from your fingertips
You always bounce back before the relapse hits
I get it, you tried the bullshit
I guess you hated me you hated it, and I should quit
But I just never saw a smile on a cutie like this
Under the influence? The fuck you doing next?
The continuance of boners prone to phone sex?
Fucking slut
Prolly sucking nut like a vacuum
Making vacuoles and holes in the PAC staff bathroom
It’s not my job to try’n love it
Try to give a mother fuck if you made me
Just naturally, I’m too nice for ladies
Hated on these labels
The fable that made it fatal
Now the only thing I gotta say to you
Is "why the fuck you so unstable?"
In my core, you know I’m only what you see in me
I think you owe me fealty
I’m sorry I’m so selfish that you’ll never know the real me
With her I get no more spontaneity
It’s just she’ll never love the freak in me
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10. |
Fix you up
03:16
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Said you left me just to focus on your mental health
I guess I never guessed you needed any true professional help
And I shouldn’t earn a medal cuz I meddled with your central peace
I did it for some words to go over this instrumental beat
Cuz life without a meaning means a boy without a soul and shit
Know I was doing well before the hell and the explosions hit
I was confident, so then I dropped it, then I’d broken it
And honesty, I kinda wanted more than just a swollen clit
As your therapist, I found solace in your sickness
If you are ill, then that means all I gotta do’s prescribe the pills
You saw it as love, but then I raced you to the finish
I left you in the dust, covered in grime when we were climbing hills
Cuz I don’t have the strength to up and carry you
Or help you out, the manic pixie dream boy, I’m just trying to embellish you
I never had the courage just to show you that I care for you
I relished in your pain, I think this shrink was overzealous
I’m a serial deranged kid, anxious and insane kid
I’m more selfish and crabby than a shellfish
Try hard to be selfless, I take pleasure in pain
I’ve said “I” and “me” 27 times, guess I am selfish
Or more so than you, though, post-me accusing you
I’ll blame it on you any day to powerfully abuse you
Then fix you up the next day, anyway I know I’m ill
But it won’t make a difference if you’re leaving me still
I know I haven’t said “I’m sorry” in a minute
So I’m sorry, and you’re so kind, I know you will forgive it
But what’s a man if not his word cuz it’s as phony as his standards?
We may never know if we keep running from the answers
And I’m that same runner that I’m racing when I’m high
But my feet are running separate, thus I’m tripping to the sky
I’d call you a competitor, but you would never try
And if all you are’s a metaphor, then what the shit am I?
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11. |
Nancy
04:09
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The world was a limitless
Image of serendipity
Turned, blurred, and obscured
By minutes that stole my dignity
Minutes controlled the ligaments
Between my family’s trinity
The minutes published shit
Behind weed bowls and hostility
It’s hidden in the holes
But in his soul is femininity
Obvious in toxicity
The smoke spoke explicitly
Time whizzed past
As I figured my ass out
These clocks melted, cocks belted
Lashing out at liberty
The answers to the riddles
Were synonyms of infinity
The hours passed minutely
Tuesday was two seconds
The rest of the week was school
On Saturday, made records
On Sunday, I found divinity
But lost it in confessions
My enemies, like validity
And thinking I could pass
Were a couple reasons that
I didn’t fuck with the mass
When I sat on my ass
And tried to worship the bastard
That botched my genitals
By testicles, jizz, head and a shaft
Said I’m sorry to my aunts
And the bitches of Christmas past
As I strutted, showed my ass
And all these sinners did was laugh
The boat to heaven was shaken
But I escaped on a raft
I was trying to spit the bible
I’d written the fifth draft
And I swear I’m not the devil
Just un-level and queer
I’m not into this show
I got no business here
Fucked by the drama
Trauma prolly got me epicene
I tried to shower it off
But it sunk through the pores
A fucking pansy, a Nancy
A blooming flower, ignored
A pussy in all the games
Cuz I would always pick truth
Lizzo’s right that shit gon’ hurt you
I diverted to the booth
I’m a kid amid happy chaps
With no hope of sobriety
I saw the irony
But I mumbled it quietly
Abandoned by society
The millionth time
You see, I told anxiety
To come closer
And spit some rhymes with me
Paranoid, hysterical
Ms. Hoover with Lyme
My crimes will tally
And rally to cry
For my demise
But the jokes on them
Cuz I got played by time
The femme fatale of the future
Giving fooms till they fie
Born broke, gonna stay
Till the day that I die
I lived a rich life with bitches
Dropping strife on a dime
But when I’m out of this house
No HRT I can buy
Without the help of my parents
My whore dreams are all lies
I tracked down
All the Catholics at dawn
I middle fingered their windows
And took a piss on their lawns
Cuz praise god for all the pills I’ll be on
I’m fucking done with this lie
Just pass the spliff and I’m gone
Trauma’s bad, fought it back
It emasculates
Piffled matte, liquid
Mascara Accutane
Under that, not a slag
But a cracker’s fate
Fucking hag, just a fag
In a masquerade
Going home to my father
Was forced to tolerate fear
Or tell him fuck yourself
Or fuck it, take a look in a mirror
Went to confront my dad
Enforce to him the fat piece of shit he was
Stepped into his room
Where I saw him getting his Willy tugged
So pissed off
Got chucked off the mezzanine
Where I waited till my mom texts
Like I did with my sex
Stayed hidden in a closet
To blow off shit, I was vexed
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12. |
The Artist
02:21
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Attention deficit, try and dig for the claps
Spitting shit but writing raps, write a song to tell the facts
Rooted in the boredom but it sprouted from the seeds
They focus on the art, but not the artist in the weeds
You can kill a hundred people, but I'm scaredest if you draw it
Cuz the motive for the artist ain’t your motive if you saw it
In one way or another we all hate the love and love the hate
Cuz loving selves is hate, you let the lies in, then you shut the gate
And modesty is great in quantities but bad in others
You hate yourself you hate your work and take away its color
I’ll never see the world through the eyes of my brother
But mine reveal a truth only the artist can discover
I lost my mind, I stopped the time a couple hundred weeks ago
The spiral feels so infinite, it’s spinning like its pizza dough
Throwing like I'm thrown like I'm Lisa Loeb
The artist feels dowsed in some cheap cologne
Maybe why he sleeps alone
Baby bitch blues, who’s the baby to you?
Find shame in the name that you hated to chose
To everyone I love I say I’m crazy in lieu of the truth
Only ever deal with the white foe dues
Faux like the new, phony like the clues
The artist thinks, but never knows, forgoes what he knew
The only thing you do is live and soak up the view
But then again, all my special things mean nothing to you
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