Rapping with that vaccinated attitude
Bars too hard, put MC’s in a bad mood
Like MDD, he’s infectious on the mic, like
A bite-sized germ, a tapeworm in a zeitgeist
Only deny it, cease to read between the highlights
She can only buy it if she get the price right
Say I’m graceless, make a baseless claim
The patients await for the snail’s race politely
Save the Haitians, and bassists in metal
Pray for the ghetto, watch the world turn slightly
With these needles, but tweedle-dee's and tweedle-dumber's
Set us back like glitches in a system, them bitches like bugs
And bats say I got sweet blood a virus can’t sire
Taste it when they bite me
My girl says I got sweet blood too, and she ain’t a vampire
But she hates mirrors and stays up all night, I mean she might be
The ladies scared, that I’m “so gay, I’m glamorous”
Cancerously slanderous yet canerous and happy
I’m a baddie, ain’t your husband, but I’m still your daughter’s daddy
Got a spouse in every house, I think they call it polyamorous
Fuck cannabis, it gets your sex drive lowly
Talk dirty all you want, I get solely off on birth control, he’s
Spitting anti-raptures to the holy, ripely wholly
She gets so shook when I cook her piping ravioli
Hot damn, how he spit so dense?
Yet I rap about sex as a virgin, man, it don’t need to make sense
As long as the bullshit rhymes
And keep the flows non-kosher, don’t waste my... day
Tried to fly away, but the TSA say
The only way you’re getting on any plane is astronautics
But luckily, I got my vaccine yesterday
Whip the proof out my sleeve, say I’m only playing card tricks
Still cold from the past year, like the arctic
My shrink with a “ph”.D say it’s cathartic
To blow, so my BC gave me a hard dick
By the end, we lost it in her body like guitar picks
His wit’s badder than the tap out of Woburn
Ooh, burn, only rapper calls himself a loser
But the ways in which he spits and filets them west bay kids
Saliva like ink, I shoot more than a gay squid
Other rappers flaunt their bigger redder asses
But the fact is, they swole on pills and amino acids
J. Cole is overrated to the masses
He only got a following cuz three songs are classics
I mean, sensational when he sneezed? Please
But that man capable, could slay some baby MC’s
Like gestational diabetes, or maybe stems for trees
Hence the bird flu; H-one-o-N-three
COVID 19 part 2 coming from the East
The boys in blue are racists, but please send the peace police
Pray for some Asian democracies
Praise the Chinese’s factories to make American shit
Yet their diseases make Americans shit
Yet we were always meth-heads shooting Sarapin hits
Long roads, never turned the crossroads off of arrogance
You’ll find us on our deathbeds before we find a therapist
And if I hold the backseat, at least, I got the damn
Vaccine, the happy-rapping attitude’s reality
Things look brighter than they have in a while
So I’ll just sit back and watch the crackhead crack a smile
